Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
