Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
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I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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