why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
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So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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