it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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