How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
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If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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