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go home
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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