who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
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in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
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I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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