im gay
i know
yea but for you.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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