Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
This is classic penis vs brain.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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