i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
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Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
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Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.