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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me

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  Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self

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• (650): View more from California

  I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.

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• (415): View more from California

  Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.

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• (347): View more from New York

  I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?

  (651): View more from Minnesota

  Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better

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• (850): View more from Florida

  He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP

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