absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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