After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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