I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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