would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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