idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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