Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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