So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
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"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
God I need to hump something, right now.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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