I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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