remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
