i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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