They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
this boner is exhausting
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Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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