remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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