Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
They are going to name an STD after you.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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