the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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