I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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