Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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