that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
People with herpes should wear stickers.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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