don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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