Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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