I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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