Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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