Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
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We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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