Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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