all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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