But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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