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i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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