i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Can Purell be used as lube?
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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