I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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