stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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