We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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