Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
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