Whod you bang
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.