It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.