in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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