No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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