"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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