I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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