Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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