I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
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Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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