Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I wish I only lived at night.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
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Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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