that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
