Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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