Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
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Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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