Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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