CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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