I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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