Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
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What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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