So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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